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9-11 FM Unconspiracy Radio

The Secret Life of American Patriotism. ECHO and REX on the wire.

Channel 2 runs the long shift. Numbers at the top of the hour, period-correct music in between, and listener tips read on air without comment. We don't confirm. We don't deny. We play the next song.

Fictional ARG broadcast. Not affiliated with any government, agency, or actual numbers station. Coincidences are deliberate.

9-11 FM — Unconspiracy

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9-11 FM — Unconspiracy

ECHO reads the numbers. REX runs the talk. The hum is the channel, not a problem.

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WPAT · 9-11 FM Unconspiracy Radio

Submit to the wire

Send a tip, a number, a coordinate, or a thing you heard once. Read on air. Never confirmed.

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Operators

Who you'll hear

ECHO

The Numbers · hourly

No surname. No backstory. Reverb-soaked philosopher who reads the numbers and asks for one true thing.

REX

Talk-radio anchor · rotating

Boston. Sports-radio refugee. Provocateur with principles. Says what he said. Says it again.

Recurring

Signature segments

Hourly

The Numbers

Top of the hour. ECHO transmits. You acknowledge by humming along to the next song. We will know.

Daily

Misheard Chatter

Listener-submitted scanner clips, oddities, things you heard once at 3 a.m. and can't unhear. Read on air. Filed under 'unconfirmed.'

Recurring

REX Says

REX gets a microphone and a topic. Both leave the studio in worse shape than they entered.

Random

Patriotic Public Service Reminder

Plain-text messages between the songs. The kind that sound like instructions if you're listening for them.

A day on the wire

Sample schedule

Times approximate. The Operators do not run on civilian clocks.

  1. 00:00 — 04:00

    Numbers Hour

    Two. Four. Eight. One. Acknowledge by humming along to the next song.

  2. 04:00 — 08:00

    REX in the Wire

    Talk-radio refugee with a clearance. Says what he said. Then says it again.

  3. 08:00 — 12:00

    The Patriotic Daypart

    Period-correct cuts. The kind of song they used to play at the base before the briefing.

  4. 12:00 — 16:00

    Open Frequency

    Listener tips. Coordinates. Misheard radio chatter. Read on air, never confirmed.

  5. 16:00 — 20:00

    ECHO Returns

    Reverb-soaked. The numbers come back. Try to keep up.

  6. 20:00 — 00:00

    The Quiet Watch

    Long instrumentals, short station IDs. The night shift watches the night shift.

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